Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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