OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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