sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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