No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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