She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm always down for nudity.
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