watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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