Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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