i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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