I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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