brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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