brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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