Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So apparently I’m into choking now
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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