all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I supernannyed him into submission
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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