So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
She said her name was "party"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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