some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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