i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
