Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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