Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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