True but thats because hes a fetus.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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