did you get engaged???
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
well you can't waste a boner
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
