I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
