And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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