Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
you would pick up someone in the library
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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