i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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