so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
