I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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