Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
True strength comes from lack of pants
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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