so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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