The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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