Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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