Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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