i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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