i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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