I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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