its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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