White coat. Heels.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
zippers are such a cool invention
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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