Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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