I hate all girls vehemently.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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