Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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