I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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