Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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