Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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