Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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