Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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