idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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