guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
