was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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