Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
