Kiss
Puke
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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