I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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