Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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