As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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