I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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