ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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