We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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