that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I am midnight drunk by noon
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
