I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
